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Unit 2066
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hey. it's me. unit 2066. 📦
i know — this is weird. it's been a long time, huh.
but i've held everything you own for 5½ years. i feel like i know you.
anyway. heard something through the facility grapevine. 👀
you've got… another unit. somewhere across town.
no judgment! i'm not the jealous type. i'm climate-controlled. very chill.
but hear me out —
what if the three of us just… combined?
you. me. the other unit. one big, beautiful, overpriced situation. 💕
i'm not going anywhere. literally. you're still paying for me. 💸
think about it. i'll be here. i'm always here.
…actually, hold on.
you up? you should see what i'm working with 😏
ten feet of cord. fully dimmable. i turn on the second you walk in. 💡
…what did you think i meant 😇